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N. C. Wesieyan l.iorarj Rocky WlO;:!ii t ".L ‘1! The esiet^nti Bcmc VOL. 4, NO. 11 ROCKY MOUNT, N. C., APRIL 8, 1964 BI-WEEKLY—$2.00 YEARLY Breakthru In Policy Is Made As It Was - - - 'In The Begmnmg' THE SHEEP MINGLE IN REVERENT STUDY Loof Lirpa In the flatlamds of North Carolina there dwelled an abyss of thought known as Wesleyan College. It was jast a small place, but size isn’t everything because those who know Wesleyan realize that there was more food for thought there than any ■ two pastures. WeU, these Wesleyan sheep, as the students were called, tried every lambish trick in the book. By snook, those Wesleyan rams even hired a pig to go sprawling up and down the ewes’ abode—but that was in the early days. Recently, those scamps be came so pranksterous that they huffed and puffed and blew the wall down — they didn’t know anything about wolves. Yeah, that’s tlie way it hap pened! Some people like to say that tiie sheep were appeased by those Friday night movies. That may be true, but what th^ shepherds didn’t realize is that those lambs like to shake a shaggy leg of lamb on Satur day night. That’s right! Those scamps got so hot on the idea of a Saturday night blow-out that they actually blew out part of the wall. Well, this breakthrough was surprising to both lamb and shepherd. The sheep were so shocked at the chance to escape that they just stood there look ing. The shepherds were so scartxl when they ,saw the herd and thought they were about to escape, that they called upon all kinds of encouraging re forms. Social reforms finally came and now it looks like the lambs and shepherds will live happily ever after. Isn’t this 'how all fairy tales end? % TYPICAL SHEEP HERDERS EWES PLAGUED BY FALSE PRIDE?
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